Ron Swanson Quote #139
Quote from Ron Swanson in Flu Season
Andy: Pierre Garcon was a sixth-round pick.
Ron Swanson: Collie was the fourth round.
Andy: Indianapolis Colts know how to draft so well.
Ron Swanson: They really do. Andy, this was delicious.
Andy: It's awesome, huh?
Ron Swanson: It's a whole new meat delivery system. Thank you, son.
Andy: What do you say we go out to the parking lot, run a few pass plays to burn off the calories?
Ron Swanson: You are an unstoppable good-idea machine!
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I like Andy. I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.