Leslie Knope Quote #507
Quote from Leslie Knope in Flu Season
Ann: What are you doing?
Leslie Knope: Hey, that flu medicine really helped. I feel a thousand percent better. Good as new. Does this scarf look okay? I don't want to look stuffy. But I also don't want to look too schlubby.
Ann: Get back in that bed.
Leslie Knope: So no to the scarf?
Ann: Get back in the bed.
Leslie Knope: No, I'm going to that meeting.
Ann: Either you get back in the bed, or I will strap you down. I've done it before. Don't test me.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.