Leslie Knope Quote #506
Quote from Leslie Knope in Flu Season
Leslie Knope: [on the phone] Okay, so let's, um, talk about your opening remarks. Do you want me to write you a rap? I'll write you a rap. No, you know what? You're never gonna be able to pull it off. You're too white. How about a show tune or something?
Ben: I was just, uh, planning to introduce myself, non-musically, and then get everyone to refer to their packets, and, uh, blah, blah, blah.
Leslie Knope: No. No "blah, blah, blah," okay? You need to go over every single detail with me.
Ben: Leslie, I promise you, I won't half-ass this, okay? Now get some rest.
Leslie Knope: I have some great news. I think my fever just broke.
Ben: Good-bye.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: Hey, if you see Andy, will you not tell him I'm here?
Ron Swanson: Okay.
April: Because of what happened, I don't want him to think...
Ron Swanson: Stop. Don't want to know.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ann Perkins.
Ann: Hey. How was your run?
Chris: Ended with a 5 1/2-minute mile, my personal low. I think the pavement in this town is soft.
Ann: What's with the mask?
Chris: Flu prevention. My body is finely tuned, like a microchip. And the flu is like a grain of sand. It could literally shut down the entire system.
Ann: My body's like a chip too. Potato chip. [both chuckle] No.