Leslie Knope Quote #389
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Possum
Ann: Thank you so much.
April: Sure.
Ann: It made me feel so happy that I knew somebody was here taking care of my house.
April: Cool.
Ann: So did the neighbors give you any problems?
April: No.
Ann: Anything in-
Leslie Knope: Possum. There was a possum. We captured a possum and we brought it into your house and it got out and it might have laid eggs in your bed.
Ann: What?
Leslie Knope: And it went into your laundry and your kitchen and it touched all your bras, and I'm so sorry. It's our fault, we captured it, and it got out and it ran around and it was a possum. Okay, April, run! Run, April! Sorry, Ann! I love you!
April: I'm gonna go.
Ann: I think that would be best.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Possum’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Evelyn Roushland: Well, Ms. Knope, I have to say I'm very disappointed.
Leslie Knope: You didn't have to say that. You could have just thought it.
Evelyn Roushland: What'd you do with the possum exactly?
Leslie Knope: Well, I'm proud to say that it's somewhere the Mayor can never pee on it.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: It's okay, honestly. I mean, look, when I retire, and I'm attending some gala honoring the first three female presidents in history - myself, and two other women I've inspired - I wanna be looking back at my distinguished legacy, and not thinking that I owe my career to some possum. And I wanna be wearing a huge, beautiful blue hat.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Hey, Mark. Welcome to my haven.
Mark: Thank you.
Ron Swanson: You're the first non-me to set foot In this building in ten years.
Mark: Um, Ron, none of this is up to code.
Ron Swanson: Sure it is. It's up to the Swanson code.
Mark: There's no drainage, doesn't seem to be any ventilation, you've got hazardous chemicals over here.
Ron Swanson: Yeah, which only I am breathing. It's the same liberty that gives me the right to fart in my own car. Are you gonna tell a man that he can't fart in his own car?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Mark: There is a basket of oil-soaked rags above a wood burning stove.
Ron Swanson: Oh, good thing I've got a fire extinguisher. Which, I can assure you, is totally up to your precious code.
Mark: Um, this says it should be recharged June of 1996.
Ron Swanson: Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those expiration dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine. Observe. Watch yourself.
Mark: Yeah.
[As Ron attempts to spray the fire extinguisher, a small trickle of orange liquid runs out]
Ron Swanson: Okay, I'll replace this. Happy?