Leslie Knope Quote #350
Quote from Leslie Knope in Galentine's Day
Leslie Knope: It isn't just a job, gang, we're gonna learn a lot from these seniors. Some of them have been married for half a century. And no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. Divorced, dating a gay guy, divorced twice, jury's still out on you two. And Jerry, who knows.
Jerry: I've been happily married for 28 years. You've met my wife, Gayle, many times.
Leslie Knope: Whatever.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Galentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: If you look inside your bags, you will find a few things. A bouquet of hand-crocheted flower pens... A mosaic portrait of each of you made from the crushed bottles of your favorite diet soda, and a personalized 5,000-word essay of why you are all so awesome.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: What's Galentine's Day? Oh, it's only the best day of the year. Every February 13th, my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies. It's like Lilith Fair minus the angst, plus frittatas.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How often do you get to reunite soul mates? What if I told you that you could reunite Romeo and Juliet? Or Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Oh, Jen. I really want you to be happy. Stay away from John Mayer.
Quote from April
Derek: [as an old man] Come here, sonny. Let me tell you about the Civil War.
Ben: Grandpa, leave me alone. You smell like death.
April: I'm gonna get some punch. [to an old couple] Excuse me. You guys are really adorable. It's really nice.