Tom Quote #122
Tom: I just got off the phone with my new landlord. Apparently, there's been some sort of gas leak and I can't move into my place until Monday now.
Mark: Are you telling us we have to unload this and move it back in the house?
Tom: No, I can't put it there. I promised Wendy I'd be out of here tonight. Um... I got it. Everybody go home, pack away my stuff in your own houses. Then on Monday, pack it back up, meet me at my new place, unload it there. [silence]
[cut to the group leaving Tom with his boxes in the office:]
Tom: Come on, guys.
Mark: See you, Tom.
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Ron Swanson: Leslie! Even though I didn't invite you, you came here anyway. I respect that, because you made a choice as a free American.
Ann: What are you eating?
Ron Swanson: I call this "turf and turf." It's a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I'm gonna consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.
Waiter: No cigars inside, sir.
Ron Swanson: Fine. I will smoke the entire thing outside. Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it.
Ann: Why is he being such an ass?
Leslie Knope: It's a long story.
Ron Swanson: It's freezing outside, so I will not be smoking this cigar. But rest assured, I could if I wanted to, because this...
Leslie Knope: This is America, right? Is it?