Tom Quote #105
Quote from Tom in The Set Up
Tom: Just your basic assistant stuff. Taking messages, wake-up calls, bottle service at The Snakehole Lounge, condom runs, covering for me at any legally dicey situations.
Pete: I'm sorry. What do I get out of this?
Tom: Connections. Plus 19 grand a year, minus my 10% headhunters' fee.
Pete: I have to pay you two grand if I get hired?
Tom: I have a job to offer. In the immortal words of Rod Blagojevich, "It's a [beep] valuable thing. You just don't give it away for nothing."
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Set Up’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: What is your ideal man?
Leslie Knope: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.
Ann: Interesting. That's a high, weird bar.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: And for you, madam, the Leslie Knope.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Ann: I can't believe the cafeteria named a sandwich after you. They're so cool.
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm. Salami on pumpernickel with olive juice and extra iceberg. It was the only sandwich on the board that wasn't named. I just wish I'd liked it.
Quote from Ron Swanson
George MacFayden: Ron Swanson?
Ron Swanson: That's me.
George MacFayden: My name is George MacFayden. I wanted to talk to you about the amount of snow in the parks.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I've been getting a lot of visitors recently, thanks to a stupid, worthless, new push to make government officials more accessible to the public.
[montage:]
Man: There is a disturbing of benches in Ramsett park! I want to sit more!
Woman: And another thing I like is the layout of the hiking trails.
Woman: I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible!
[back:]
Ron Swanson: This is my hell.