Andy Quote #65
Quote from Andy in Christmas Scandal
Andy: Hey. I've been thinking about your gay boyfriend all day. I have got some awesome ideas.
April: Okay.
Andy: First idea: Spray tan gift certificates.
April: Uh...No.
Andy: Trip to Germany. Germany is awesome.
April: And expensive.
Andy: Good call. I didn't think of that.
April: Okay, you know how people say that you should give gifts that you would want to get yourself? What would you want?
Andy: Easy. Indianapolis Colts Reggie Wayne jersey, number 87, double XL, home blue, signed by Reggie Wayne right after he catches a touchdown to win the Super Bowl.
April: Okay, never mind.
Andy: No? Hip-Hop Abs Dance Fitness DVD.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] In a 24-hour news cycle, the tiniest story gets dissected over and over again. In 2004, a kid from Pawnee went to the Olympics, and it was reported on for over a year. He wasn't even competing or anything. He just was going, literally, to watch the Olympics.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's gotten a lot harder to work in government. You think Winston Churchill ever had to pull his pants down and show his butt? No. But would he have? Yes. Now, could he have? Maybe not towards the end of his life, but he would have. Because he loved his job.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Oh.
Man: Yeah, I don't think kids should be allowed on the playground equipment.
Ron Swanson: Okay, we've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu, use hand sanitizer.
Man: I'm not worried about swine flu. I already had the swine flu. I'm worried about the turtle flu!
Ron Swanson: The turtle flu...
Man: Turtle flu.
Ron Swanson: Turtle flu.