Ron Swanson Quote #62
Quote from Ron Swanson in Tom's Divorce
Wendy: Oh! Oh. Oh, boy.
Leslie Knope: Hi, Wendy. We took Tom out tonight, and he had a little bit too much to drink.
Wendy: Oh! Okay. Come on in.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. You insensitive little hussy.
Wendy: Excuse me?
Ron Swanson: Leslie, whoa. Halt.
Leslie Knope: You're not even divorced yet and you're inviting other men over?
Man: You're married?
Wendy: Uh... Technically. Yeah, that's... That's my husband.
Man: Who's he carrying?
Wendy: No. No, that's his... That's his boss. My husband's the one that's being carried by his boss.
Ron Swanson: How's it going?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Tom's Divorce’ Quotes
Quote from Ann
Tom: I'll have the surf-and-turf-a-saurus, and a couple of bottles of wine. I'm gonna need a lot of wine, so keep it flowing.
Ann: I'm not gonna be drinking anything. Just wanted everybody to know that.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: I'm not a big fan of group dinners where everybody splits the bill no matter what they get. I ordered a Tyranna-Caesar salad, and that's all I'm paying for.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: God! It is rough in here. Is it always like this?
Ron Swanson: I wouldn't know. Don't like strip clubs. Smells like a wet mop in here. And I get the feeling that every one of these women is running a low-grade fever.
Leslie Knope: You're one of the good ones, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Wait a minute. Hello, beautiful.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses. But I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: There is a great dinosaur-themed restaurant in Patterson. It is called Jurassic Fork. [Leslie laughs] I have gone there three times a week for the last 15 years.