Leslie Knope Quote #249
Quote from Leslie Knope in Hunting Trip
Leslie Knope: April! I need you to do something for me. I'm going hunting tomorrow, so call the State Parks Office and get verbal confirmation that our budget documentation is in. Can I just tell you the 16-digit tracking number, or do you want me to write it down? I'll write it down. Can you handle this?
April: You want me to dial a number and then read another number out loud?
Leslie Knope: Yes. Can you handle this?
April: No.
Leslie Knope: Well, try, okay? And if you do it, I will name the first turkey I shoot after you.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.