Leslie Knope Quote #248
Quote from Leslie Knope in Hunting Trip
Ron Swanson: Just a reminder. Tomorrow's a half-day. Jerry, Mark and I have to conduct the annual trail survey at Slippery Elm Park.
Jerry: Ron, I had the trail survey hats made to commemorate the trip.
Ron Swanson: Nice, Jerry. Oh, and if you have any questions about the details, feel free to shoot me an email.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ugh, the only trails he's gonna be surveying are trails of lies and deception. Ron has a special deal with the park rangers. Every November, they let him use their cabin so he can go on a secret hunting trip with all the guys in the office.
Tom: Not all the guys. He's never taken me.
Leslie Knope: Fine, all the men.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.