Leslie Knope Quote #247
Quote from Leslie Knope in Hunting Trip
[Andy is giving Leslie a piggyback ride through the corridors of city hall:]
Andy: Giddyup! Giddyup!
Leslie Knope: Oh! Councilman Howser. Hello.
Councilman Howser: Hello.
Leslie Knope: Did you get my proposal for the possible rezoning of Lot 48?
Councilman Howser: I have been busy.
Leslie Knope: I know. But I think it would be a really great thing for the neighborhood.
Councilman Howser: I don't doubt it. But it's really a question of resource allocation.
Leslie Knope: And I completely understand that. But you and I both know that if we wanna find the money, we can.
Councilman Howser: I'm running late.
Leslie Knope: Oh, I'll walk with you. See, the thing is, when we allocate money for parks...
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.