Ron Swanson Quote #54
Quote from Ron Swanson in Hunting Trip
Ron Swanson: When I look at my palm, I see a lady's mouth French kissing a dog. Is that normal?
Leslie Knope: Is that normal?
Ann: Well, the pain medication I gave you is pretty strong. Donna uses it for menstrual cramps. How many did you take?
Ron Swanson: Seven. Eight. But I washed them down with plenty of fluids.
Ann: No, Ron, you cannot drink Scotch with this. You're gonna need to purge, right now! Okay?
Ron Swanson: No!
Ann: Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
Ron Swanson: No, I'm not wasting 20-year Scotch.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Hunting Trip’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
[A woman's frantic scream is heard]
Ann: Is that Donna? Donna? Okay, easy. Donna? Don't worry. Are you okay? What? Is it your heart? Are you having trouble breathing?
Donna: [screaming] It's my car. Someone shot my car!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: [aside to camera] This is such a great day. See, at my house, I got a wife and three beautiful daughters. But this trip, it is the one time of year I get to pee standing up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple of months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Ron Swanson: Perhaps next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Leslie Knope: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you...
Ron Swanson: Sure. How about you shoot me in the head? Oh, wait, you already did that.