Leslie Knope Quote #217
Quote from Leslie Knope in Greg Pikitis
Leslie Knope: I know you did this. I don't care what you say. I don't care that you were in the parking lot all night. Somehow you found a way to get in here...
Greg: Wait, wait, wait. How did you know that I was in the parking lot all night?
Leslie Knope: Because I followed you, genius!
Greg: If you followed me all night then you know that it wasn't me. Knope, what is your problem?
Leslie Knope: Look, I have been very civil. But I will waterboard you.
[aside to camera:]
Dave Sanderson: No, no. I don't think she would make a good cop. I would be frightened to live in a town that she's the cop of, frankly.
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Wendy: Hey. Ron.
Ron Swanson: Hello, Wendy. Well, you and Tom really turned the party around.
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Ron Swanson: No worries. I'd hate for you to have to go back to Canada. All that socialized medicine up there.
Quote from April
Ann: Hey, guys.
April: Hey. Remember my boyfriend Derek, and his boyfriend Ben?
Ann: Yeah, hi. It's totally okay that you didn't wear a costume.
Derek: I did. I'm a straight person.
Mark: [enters] Hey, sorry I'm late.
Derek: See?
Ann: Sorry it's a little bit lame right now. But we'll get it going.
[aside to camera:]
April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year, I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [aside to camera] Halloween is my favorite holiday, it's just the best. And I don't have to work. Hey, slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year.