Ron Swanson Quote #28
Quote from Ron Swanson in Kaboom
Leslie Knope: Hey. Can I smoke in here?
Ron Swanson: You don't smoke.
Leslie Knope: Just asking if I can.
Ron Swanson: Are you high?
Leslie Knope: I'm high on kaboom. Don't ask for permission, ask for forgiveness.
Ron Swanson: That's right. You never did ask me for permission, did you? Well, I'm sorry to burst your k-bubble, but I just had my ass k-handed to me by the City Manager. And now this entire department is k-screwed.
Leslie Knope: Ron, I'm so, so, so sorry.
Ron Swanson: What the k-[bleep] were you thinking?
[aside to camera]
Ron Swanson: I would prefer that she ask me for my permission so I can say no. I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
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