Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's awful what happened to Andy. But sometimes when you make an omelet, you got to break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How does taking risks make me feel? Amazing. Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed. My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure. I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over. And we're all volunteering for Kaboom, a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. I never trust anything that comes that quickly. That's why I don't eat Minute Rice.