Jerry Quote #4
Leslie Knope: You know what this mess is? This is a list of things we have to complete before we fill in the pit behind Ann's house. You know what this is? [holds up eraser] This is a kaboomer. [rubs eraser on white board] Jerry, did you use permanent marker again?
Jerry: I'm sorry, guys, I... I just grabbed the wrong...
Leslie Knope: This is a big...
Jerry: I grabbed the wrong...
Leslie Knope: Open very big, Jerry. Okay. Forget it. Let's all pretend Jerry wasn't born.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Kaboom’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] It's awful what happened to Andy. But sometimes when you make an omelet, you got to break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over. And we're all volunteering for Kaboom, a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. I never trust anything that comes that quickly. That's why I don't eat Minute Rice.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] How does taking risks make me feel? Amazing. Tingling sensation throughout my whole body. I feel flushed. My muscles are relaxed, yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure. I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.