Leslie Knope Quote #182
Quote from Leslie Knope in Sister City
Leslie Knope: Ugh, I don't know. Maybe I should return the money. It's from a foreign government, I don't really trust these guys. I'm gonna return the money.
Tom: Are you crazy? You could buy a low-end Lexus with that money.
Ann: Or, you could build a park with that money.
Leslie Knope: Let's look at the pros and cons.
Ann: Pro, we could fill in the pit and build a park.
Leslie Knope: Con, we might be filling it in with dirty money.
Tom: Pro, $35,000 worth of dirty money.
Leslie Knope: Con, not quite sure why that's a pro.
Mark: Pro, we can fill in the pit.
Leslie Knope: Con, Ann already said that. Pro and con never works!
Tom: Pro, yes it does.
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‘Sister City’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Yesterday I was tough and direct and today I have to be charming. Basically, yesterday I was Hillary Clinton, and today I'm Bill.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Raul: This is a gold plated replica of the gun Hugo Chavez used in the 1992 Socialist revolution. It is a gift.
Leslie Knope: This gun truly symbolizes the blossoming peace between our two nations.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: A key aspect to diplomacy is gift-giving. The gift has to be nice enough to honor and respect the guest, but not so nice that it shames him. Plus, it needs to represent the local culture. And I found the perfect thing.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: A bottle of high-fructose corn syrup, made right here in Pawnee's own Sweetums factory. Sweetums! If you can't beat 'em, Sweetums! Since 1891. And eight and a half dozen rubber baby bottle nipples, also made here in Pawnee. Kernston's Rubber Nipples, tastes like the real thing.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Now, I know you gentlemen had a long flight, but I have prepared a welcome party in your honor.
Raul: Excellent. I like to party.
Leslie Knope: Well, my job is to see to your every need.
Elvis: Do we just select the woman we desire? I will take the large black one.
Tom: Interesting choice.
Leslie Knope: What?
Raul: Do you have some kind of book with photos of the women available to us? If not, I will also take the sexy black one.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: I am not surprised at all. I've been to South America. I did very well there.