Andy Quote #20
Quote from Andy in The Stakeout
Leslie Knope: I'm going to need more of these if I'm going to stay up tonight.
Andy: Is that candy?
Leslie Knope: Yeah, it's a necklace, made out of candy. You want one?
Andy: Oh, all right. Great. All I've had is fruits and vegetables, for weeks now. Hmm. [eats candy necklace in one bite] Oh, my God!
Leslie Knope: You know, there's a string in there.
Andy: Not in this one. Instant sugar high! Sugar high! Sugar hit high! Sugar high! High! Oh!
Leslie Knope: Are you okay?
Andy: Sugar slam!
Leslie Knope: Maybe we should get you something more substantial to eat.
Andy: Mmm-hmm. I'm in.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Stakeout’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Leslie Knope: You're not from here, right?
Tom: No. I'm from South Carolina.
Leslie Knope: But you moved to South Carolina from where?
Tom: My mother's uterus.
Leslie Knope: But you were conceived in Libya, right?
Tom: Wow. No. I was conceived in America. My parents are Indian.
Leslie Knope: Where did the name 'Haverford' come from?
Tom: My birth name is Darwish Zubair Ismail Gani, and I changed it to Tom Haverford because, you know, brown guys with funny-sounding Muslim names don't make it really far in politics.
Leslie Knope: What about Barack Obama?
Tom: Okay, yeah, fine, Barack Obama. If I knew a dude named Barack Obama was going to be elected President, yeah, maybe I wouldn't have changed it.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: I have stakeout supplies. This is stuff that we're probably going to need. We have notepads, pencils and pencil case. Shakable whipped cream. Cameras. Pork. And candy necklaces. It's like we're real police. And I made us a mix CD. It's all filled with songs about people watching people. It's mostly Sting. And look, I put our faces on there.
Tom: It's really cool.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I would like to be President someday, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.