Mark Quote #11
Mark: Okay. Since you brought it up, I'm just gonna say it. I don't get you and... I mean, it doesn't make any sense to me. I mean, I like Andy a lot. But there's tons of guys out there who have jobs and who respect you and think you're attractive.
Ann: Really?
Mark: Oh, yeah.
Ann: You mean guys like you for instance?
Mark: No! [laughing] No, no, no, no, no, not me.
Ann: Oh. Okay. Good, 'cause, for a second there, I thought you were hitting on me in front of my boyfriend.
Mark: No! Not my style. Even though you did just call him a big, lying baby. And I do find you attractive.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So do I need to know anything about this guy? What's his political pedigree?
Marlene Knope: His name is George Gernway. He's the city manager in Eagerton. He's divorced with two children.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good to know. Knowledge is power. Francis Bacon. Or Mary J. Blige.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Is that meeting still happening, the one with the bigwigs?
Marlene Knope: As far as I know.
Leslie Knope: Would it be unusual to reschedule the meeting?
Marlene Knope: Well, you would come off as a little flaky. Unless that's the impression you're trying to make.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Flaky is the worst thing a politician can be. Or corrupt. Or a rapist. There are a lot of pitfalls in politics. But those are the big three.
Quote from Tom
Wendy: How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?
Tom: Uh, she used to read him books at the senior center.
Beth: Wow. How old is he?
Tom: He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease.