Andy Quote #11
[The doctor saws off Andy's cast, revealing an array of objects and debris stuck to Andy's leg]
Tom: Wow, it's like a sweaty piñata.
Ann: Hey, my iPod!
Andy: Oh, yeah! My pirate!
Leslie Knope: Doctor, if I may, could I keep that cast, please?
Doctor: It's a highly disgusting request, but I don't see why not.
Leslie Knope: Thank you. [to camera] This is a symbol of new beginnings, a symbol of hope, and of our project. We will build this park!
Andy: It is gonna feel so good to walk again, finally. [topples over] Easy!
Ann: Oh, no!
Leslie Knope: Oh, my... Oh, no!
Doctor: Yeah, they might be a little weak at first.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So do I need to know anything about this guy? What's his political pedigree?
Marlene Knope: His name is George Gernway. He's the city manager in Eagerton. He's divorced with two children.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good to know. Knowledge is power. Francis Bacon. Or Mary J. Blige.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Is that meeting still happening, the one with the bigwigs?
Marlene Knope: As far as I know.
Leslie Knope: Would it be unusual to reschedule the meeting?
Marlene Knope: Well, you would come off as a little flaky. Unless that's the impression you're trying to make.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Flaky is the worst thing a politician can be. Or corrupt. Or a rapist. There are a lot of pitfalls in politics. But those are the big three.
Quote from Tom
Wendy: How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?
Tom: Uh, she used to read him books at the senior center.
Beth: Wow. How old is he?
Tom: He's six, but he has Benjamin Button Disease.