Tom Quote #10
Quote from Tom in Canvassing
Tom: Jerry, what's up, man? Hey, you're into pretzels, right? Bam! Hit them up, man. Thanks for coming down. I got a seat taped off for you over there. My top priority with this park, getting your fences in there. I drove by one of your fences the other day. I was like, "Man, that fence looks awesome." I was like, of course, Roy's. If you're into chocolate muffins, grab as many you want.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Some people may say that bringing in these contractors this early is jumping the gun a little bit. Well, guess what? Here's the gun, here's me. Boom!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Canvassing’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Why do I want to build this park so bad? Maybe because a pit filled with garbage isn't the best that we can do in America. You know, in Russia, they could pretend that pit was a park, bring their kids down there. "Hey, Vlad! Look at these rocks! Let's pretend they're potatoes!" "Nikolai! Do you want to swim in the dirt?" But not here. Okay? 'Cause we're a nation of dreamers. And it is my dream to build a park. That I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday. And they say, "President Knope, this park is awesome. Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States."
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] I'm going to see my mom. She's a big mucky-muck in the county school system. She's my hero. How do I explain her? She's as respected as Mother Teresa. She's as powerful as Stalin, and she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Woman: Well, look, I think this is a great idea, but I can't make any forum. I would have to get a babysitter.
Leslie Knope: How old are your kids?
Woman: Four and two.
Leslie Knope: Could the 4-year-old watch the 2-year-old?