‘Meet n Greet’
Season 4, Episode 5 - Aired October 27, 2011
Leslie is upset when Tom uses a networking event for her to meet local business people to promote his entertainment company. Andy and April throw a Halloween party without consulting with Ben. At the party, Ron and Ann do some home improvement work together.
Quote from Andy
Ben: Ugh, does it hurt?
Andy: Yeah, you broke my nose, so...
Ben: I'm sorry.
Andy: But I don't even care. Just get it all out there, man. Go.
Ben: All right... Maybe you have to start thinking about how--how your actions affect me. Like, tell me about stuff happening in the house. Stop referring to my bedroom as a common space. Stop using my comforter for your pillow forts. Just... respect me.
Andy: Absolutely.
Ben: Really?
Andy: Yep. And in return, I'll only ask for one thing, which is for you to pay for studio recording time for my band to do our new album. It's gonna be about 5,600 bucks. Deal?
Ben: That's not gonna happen.
Nurse: Here's something for the pain and some ice packs. You his friend?
Andy: Him? Hell, no. We're brothers.
Quote from April
April: We should go. I'm blocking an ambulance. Ew, if your nose is all weird after this, I'm totally gonna divorce you.
Andy: Whatever, I'm gonna divorce you first for wearing my favorite hoodie.
April: Is everything cool?
Andy: Yeah, it is. Let's go. We just can't use Ben's comforters anymore for our pillow forts.
April: Ugh, what are we gonna have sex on?
Quote from April
Chris: I had an amazing time at that party. And in the case of the woman who's stolen my heart, the culprit... was Millicent Gergich.
Millicent Gergich: You should look into actual detective work.
Chris: I will. And, Jerry, I've decided to take your daughter home. And we may be having intercourse.
Jerry: Please, you've got to stop saying things like that to me.
Chris: You've got it, man.
Millicent Gergich: Bye, dad. Everything okay?
Chris: I can't find my car keys.
[aside to camera:]
April: Solve this mystery, genius. [throws keys in trash]