[Seattle, 2023:]
Joe: Wow. It sold in two hours?
Donna: You cannot beat the Seattle real estate market. I think it's all that coffee and legal marijuana has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally.
Joe: Mm.
Donna: But the giant commission check has me thinking about Donna-Joe Adventure Quest.
Joe: Ooh, where are we going? Well, it can't beat last year. I mean, Middle Korea, so beautiful.
Donna: Here's my idea. The Amazon. Three weeks of the best and most expensive places South America has to offer.
Joe: I love it. Honestly, with the way work is going, I just need this right now. The school cut the math club and math. They just don't teach math anymore.
Donna: Aw, my poor little do-gooder teacher baby. Why don't we cuddle up on the couch, watch a movie, and then maybe later I'll wear that little red thing?
Joe: Yes. The red thing. Here, let me get this.
Donna: [beep] Call Satan's niece.
April: [on wrist phone] Hey, what do you want?

[Seattle, 2023:]
Donna: And this is me DJ-ing a boat party in Venezuela, kind of reminded me of the two weeks you and I spent there.
April: Oh, yeah, that happened.
Donna: Yeah, it did.
Joe: April. What are you doing here?
Donna: Babe, have a seat.
Joe: What's going on?
Donna: Recently I was thinking for the millionth time how lucky I am to have found you, so I've decided to treat yo' self.
Joe: You're gonna buy me a bunch of leather handbags?
April: Donna is going to take some of the money you usually use on your trips and establish an education program through the foundation I work for.
Donna: It's called "Teach Yo' Self," and you and the other teachers will get money for after-school programs, for music, art, math, whatever you want.
Joe: Baby, this is really generous, but I love our trips, and honestly it's your money. You should spend it how you want.
Donna: This is what I want. I've had a lot of adventures. I single-handedly started that doorknockers earring trend. I came in ninth in Italy's Got Talent. I served on a NASCAR pit crew. I want a new kind of adventure, and I want to take it with you.
April: Okay, I feel like it's time for me to get out of here.

Donna: It's terrible. The man is a saint. The job is impossible. And every teacher deserves a brand-new Mercedes after all this. Except for Joe, of course, 'cause you know I already got him a Mercedes.
Tom: Oh, damn. Does it match yours?
Donna: What you think? Clink.