Councilman Jeremy Jamm Quotes     Page 6 of 6

Quote from A Parks and Recreation Special

Jeremy Jamm: Hello. I'm Dr. Jeremy Jamm. This is a very stressful time for all of us. And I'm sure you're all thinking the same thing. How am I, Dr. Jeremy Jamm, doing right now? Well guess what. I'm doing great. Gave myself this pretty sweet quarantine haircut. Totally nailed it. I'm also offering a brand new service... Home Dental Delivery. You give me your credit card. I drop off at your house a bunch of needles, gauze pads, drills. And then we'll get on the computer. I'll walk you through your, uh, your root canal or whatever you got going on. Is it legal? Probably. Is it safe? That's up to you. You eff this up, it's your own fault. Jamm Orthodontia. Now you can Jamm yourself.

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