Jean-Ralphio: Tommy-T and Sexy Lexy Knope. Ooh, what are you two bad larrys up to?
Leslie Knope: Well, this is our last day in Pawnee, and we have one last problem to fix.
Jean-Ralphio: Hold up. You're leaving? For truth? I am gonna miss you so much.
Leslie Knope: What's going on? You're not injured?
Jean-Ralphio: Uh, yeah, I'm injured. I got a terminal case of "Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags"!
Both: Shaaa-boosh!
Jean-Ralphio: It's a winter wonderland. I'm gonna be so sad to see you go. Will you do me one final kindness? Will you pretend to be my wife for an insurance scam, but then we fall in love for real? Also, can I have a pair of your gym socks? No, wait, it's not for anything weird. It's just a fetish I have.
Leslie Knope: Jean-Ralphio... Although I truly hope that I never see you again, I do wish you a long and happy life.