Leslie Knope: Oh, I almost forgot. I finally got you a proper wedding gift, part one of many.
Ron Swanson: A train ticket? You think I want to extend my stay on this godforsaken continent?
Leslie Knope: Yes, you do. If you follow that itinerary to the letter, I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
Ron Swanson: Well, I would offer to buy you a drink, but where the hell would that even happen?
Leslie Knope: This is London, Ron. There's a pub over there, there's a pub over there, there's a pub between those two butcher shops.
Ron Swanson: Let's go to that one, but we'll be stopping in those two butcher shops first.