Quote from Leslie Knope in Two Funerals
Ben: And now here to say a few words is Mayor Gunderson's longtime friend and coworker Ethel Beavers. Leslie Knope: This is gonna be so sad. They worked together for a long time. Ethel Beavers: I'll be brief. Walter Gunderson and his wife had an open marriage. It kept him happy. It kept his wife happy. Hi, Evelyn. And it definitely kept me happy. Leslie Knope: What is happening? Ethel Beavers: Because for 46 wonderful years, he spent night after night exploring every nook and cranny of my body. [crowd groans] Grow up, you prudes. We're all adults. My only regret is that I never told him how I really felt. So I'll say it now. I loved that man. And not just because he was a dynamite lay. [scattered groans] Good night, you animal.