Ron Swanson: Donna, Andy, this is Carl. He owns the deli right next to my barber Salvatore's shop.
Carl: It's terrible, isn't it? First Salvatore and now Mayor Gunderson.
Ron Swanson: What? What happened? Explain yourself!
Carl: Oh, Ron, you didn't hear? Salvatore passed away yesterday.
Ron Swanson: [falls back] No. Jeez. No, it can't be.
Andy: Was he killed by a younger, stronger barber?