Andy: I'd like to begin by saying thank you to anyone who has ever worked on the Johnny Karate Musical Explosion Show. This has been the greatest job I've ever had, and today has been the best day of my life. And that's saying something. I once found a rock that looked exactly like Santa Claus, hat and everything, so... Before I say good-bye, let's review our checklist one last time. We made something with Carpenter Ron. We learned something with Professor Smartbrain. We karate chopped something, old Mailman Barry's face. And we tried something new, even though it was scary to us, with Leslie Knope. That leaves just one more thing, the most important one. Be nice to someone. And I think I know right now who needs it the most, my wife, April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer. Honey, come on out here. Come here. Babe. [April runs off set] Hey, babe? Wait! Honey, where are you going? Babe, hey, will you-- Hey, come here. April, what's going on?
April: It's... Every week, this show is an amazing train wreck, and you love doing it, and you're the best host, like, even better than my all-time favorite host, Tom Snyder, which is crazy. And all those kids love you, and you're doing what you're meant to do. And I can't be the person that makes you lose what you love.
Andy: Yeah, but you're what I love. You're the only reason I have any of this. You believed in me, and you supported me. You make me happy... happier than I ever thought I could be. Without you, I wouldn't be anything. You're what keeps me going. You're my Verizon-Chipotle-Exxon. As long as I'm with you, I'm gonna be happy. So we go to Washington, D.C. And then we figure out the next cool and awesome thing from there, okay?
April: Okay. That was a very good "Being Nice to Someone."
Andy: I did it. I can go finish the show.