Jerry: Morning, Johnny. Mail call. [all cheer]
Andy: Ya! Hi, Mailman Barry. Who brought me mail today?
Jerry: Well, Johnny, you got over 500 letters from kids who love you, asking for you and April to stay.
Andy: Aw, babe, did you hear that?
Jerry: Now, Johnny, you also got one very special letter. It's from me. And on the last day of your show, I thought I could read it to you.
All: Aw.
Jerry: "Dearest Andy, I have never had a son of my own, and I just want you to know that for the past ten years"--
Andy: It's time to karate chop something! Ninjas, attack!
Jerry: Oh, jeez.
Andy: Disperse! Remember, never attack a real postal employee. We're allowed to attack Mailman Barry because he volunteered to help us with our karate moves.
Jerry: I kind of thought I'd be holding a piece of wood or something, but, you know... always happy to help.