Elise Yarktin: Hi, Leslie. Elise Yarktin from the Indiana Organization of Women.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my goodness! Elise, please come in. [gasps] Wait! Are you here to give me the Woman of the Year award? I have a speech prepared. Would you like to see it right now?
Elise Yarktin: No. Leslie, we were thrilled to find out you were boycotting that ridiculous Pie-mary, but we just got word you've decided to enter?
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Well, I agree that it's dumb, but this is not about me. It's about Ben, and he will do more for women than Hartwell. So, you know, lose a battle, win the war. That kind of thing. It's the way to go.
Elise Yarktin: Look, the Pie-mary is retrogressive and misogynistic, and if you participate, we will have no choice but to protest you and Ben at the event. Hope you like pies... in yo' face. Metaphorically. We'll be civil.