Quote from Ron Swanson in Pie-Mary
April: I had it in a safe place, and then I moved it to protect it, and I don't remember where. Ron Swanson: I see. Andy: Don't be mad, Ron. She hid it too good, and she left a string of clues. Ron Swanson: It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles! A minimal, unhelpful note, these appear to be human teeth, and what is this? "Twilight: New Moon". April: It's a movie, but I've never seen it. It's, like, about lame werewolves and vampires and stuff. Ron Swanson: Donna likes those things! Dollars to doughnuts this points us her way. Finally, a scavenger hunt worthy of my time. Onward!