Leslie Knope: Babe, you are killing it!
Ben: I am, right?
Leslie Knope: Yes!
Ben: See, just thinking I'm a congressman makes me feel like one.
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
Ben: Oh, also, I have a little secret. I'm drunk.
Leslie Knope: I am too. Ever since we had our kids, it only takes, like, one sip of wine.
Ben: I feel so good and "condifent."
Leslie Knope: Mm-hmm.
Ben: Con... I feel "condifent."
Leslie Knope: You know what you should do? You should give a toast. Because if you were running for Congress, you have to give speeches, right?
Ben: You want me to make a toast? I'll toast it up.
Leslie Knope: Toast it, baby. Roast it and toast it till it's brown on both sides.