Donna: April, walk with me. So I chose you as my Maid of Honor because you've become one of my best friends, and I love you like a sister.
April: Ew.
Donna: But also because you're tough. My family arrives tonight.
April: I know. And they're all set with their welcome bags, and I told your brother LeVondrious that he is not welcome.
Donna: Good, but still, there's gonna be 28 Meagles in one room, which means there's gonna be drama.
April: I will handle everything. I actually care whether you're having a good time and are happy. It's weird.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: The Meagles are a cold-blooded crew of judgmental grudge-holders. My cousin Winnie once forgot to use a coaster at my grandpa's house, and he wrote her out of his will. The last four Meagle family Pictionary tournaments ended at the hospital. Legally, no more than three Meagles are allowed on an international flight together. But they give great gifts. Gotta get that flatware.