Andy: [clears throat]
Patty: Can I help you?
Andy: Yes, we are here to see Dennis Feinstein. The appointment should be under Karate. Jonathan Karate.
Patty: Um, I don't see a Jonathan Karate anywhere.
Andy: Exactly.
[Andy and his troupe of child ninjas drop the ground]
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Occasionally on my show, we deal with real issues like bullying, peer pressure, or holding in farts. In those very special episodes, I become... Jonathan Karate, the very serious older brother of Johnny Karate. Jonathan Karate tells it like it is. He makes people do the right thing.