Ron Swanson: Leslie, don't humiliate yourself on television.
Leslie Knope: Swanson, what are you doing here?
Ron Swanson: This is the 27th version of the Pawnee-Gryzzl free wireless internet thing agreement. Check out the page I marked.
Ben: Yeah, "Gryzzl is not allowed to collect and use customer data for any purpose." It's pretty clear. See?
Ron Swanson: Look closer, amendment "C," addendum 14. It directs you to this appendix, which reroutes you to this one which says, in a sub-footnote...
Ben: It says here they can gather and use any information they want. How did I miss this?
Leslie Knope: Look at the revision date. December 18, 2015. That was the opening day of Star Wars: Episode VII. You were muttering that date in your sleep for months. They knew you'd be distracted. That's how they slipped it in.
Ben: I did this to the town. It's my fault. It's Ice Town all over again.