Leslie Knope: So, Roscoe, how does Gryzzl know all the things that someone wants? Are you guys... I don't know, whatever... data-mining?
Roscoe: Oh, hells yeah, dog-man. Our super rad algorithm searches all your texts, calls, banking, medical records, blah, blah, blah, to learn what you really want. You know, from snacks to new books and movies to when you ladies need to score some new 'pons. I mean, we might know you better than you know yourself, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: How did you know it was me?
Roscoe: Oh, there's about 40 different ways. I mean, geo-maps on your different Gryzzl devices, and, of course, we face-scanned you when you came in. Really glad you're here.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good. Just 'cause we're competing for the Newport land doesn't mean that we can't be friends.
Roscoe: No.
Leslie Knope: Isn't that your motto? "Wouldn't it be tight if everyone was chill to each other?"
Roscoe: Totes. And I hope that you can see now that there's nothing scary about Gryzzl. I mean, we just wanna learn everything about everyone and track them wherever they go and anticipate what they're about to do.
Leslie Knope: These are really interesting issues, Roscoe. I think maybe we could debate them, you know? On TV.
Roscoe: TV. Retro. I love it. All right. I'm gonna GryzzlPad out of here. Later, chillerz.