Leslie Knope: Look, before you do that--
Ron Swanson: Too late. Here we go. Fire in the hole!
[For He's a Jolly Good Fellow plays]
Leslie Knope: Whoo! I gave you that as a gift on your fifth anniversary as Parks director.
Ron Swanson: You told me this was a genuine partially defused claymore mine.
Leslie Knope: Well, it was. I bought the empty shell off of eBay, and then I filled it with, you know, balloons and confetti and such.
Ron Swanson: You mean to tell me I have had a toy on my desk for ten years?
Leslie Knope: You mean to tell me you've thought you've thought you had an actual land mine on your desk?
Leslie Knope: [on recording] Congratulations, Ron. You've been doing an explosive job!
Leslie Knope: [laughs] Come on, Ron. It's funny stuff.