Tom: These are all great options, but I think we need to go after Pawnee's biggest fish: Annabel Porter from Bloosh.
Ron Swanson: That horrifying lifestyle newsletter filled with vegan recipes and pointless tchotchkes? Forget it. That woman is my nightmare.
Donna: Um, she's a big deal, Ron. Bloosh just won the Pulitzer Prize for Best Top Ten Listicle two years in a row.