Tammy Two: Hey, Jere-bear. What are you doing with these two jabronis?
Councilman Jamm: Tammy, I've given this a lot of thought. We should break up.
Tammy Two: [laughs] What's the matter, little boy? Did the bad people get to you?
Councilman Jamm: They just made me realize how unhealthy this is, literally. All the steak and whiskey, I have to wear a diaper.
Tammy Two: That's 'cause you're my widdle baby.
Leslie Knope: We drilled you on this, Jamm. Baby talk, what do you do?
Councilman Jamm: I'm not a baby. I'm a big boy!
Leslie Knope: Yeah, okay. That... Well, that wasn't terrible.