Ron Swanson: What are you talking-- [sniffs] She's near.
Tammy Two: Hey, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Tammy. So you two are together now. My condolences to both of you.
Tammy Two: Mm.
Leslie Knope: You guys were supposed to vote for me.
Tammy Two: Leslie, I would never do anything to help you. You've always been against me and Ron. You're a big part of the reason that he and I aren't together and I had to settle for this placeholder.
Councilman Jamm: I love you so much.
Tammy Two: [sighs]
Leslie Knope: So you thought if you voted for Ron, you could actually win him back?
Tammy Two: Yeah, that's right. Did it work, baby? Are you horny with gratitude?
Ron Swanson: [laughs] You two more than deserve each other. Good luck. [whistles]