April: Andy, the camo is not working. I can see you.
Andy: [sighs] Damn, really?
April: Yes. Babe, you don't have to hide from me. I don't care about the secret anymore, okay? I just thought, when we got married, we would share everything, but if you really can't tell me or whatever, it's fine. I trust you.
Andy: It's just that it's a really big secret, and for once, I wanted to keep my word. But screw it. You're more important than anything. I'm gonna tell you 'cause it's super juicy, you ready?
Leslie Knope: Okay. Everybody, if you could gather around...
Andy: They're here. Don't try to get it out of me anymore.