Ron Swanson: I honestly don't care, but I'm just gonna say it. I like Joe. He's a nice man who's good with kids, and he seems to be smart and patient.
Donna: I know. That's why he's my Tammy. I'm a social butterfly. When we're together, all we do is have sex, sit on the couch, eat homemade pasta, have sex again.
Ron Swanson: Enough.
Donna: He's constantly being respectful, wanting to spend time with me, trying to "connect" with me. It's a nightmare. I become boring.
Ron Swanson: Live your life how you want, but don't confuse drama with happiness.