Ben: [aside to camera] This is insane. Three kids? I just multiplied all our future expenses by three, and you know what happened? The numbers got a lot higher. I think I heard the computer laugh at me. And Saperstein wants us to relax?
Leslie Knope: Are you ready to go, my gentle dove?
Ben: Oh, I will be there in two flaps of a butterfly's wing, and I love you. [to camera] We are so [bleep] screwed.