Ben: Mr. Ron Dunn, I have something I'm very angry about, but other Ron, he's not helping me with it. Can you help?
Ron Dunne: Well, I can tell by the indigo on your chiclets that you've been drinking blueberry wine. That's a good start. The Wamapoke called it mattapiqua. They believed it had mystical powers.
Ben: Yeah, it also tastes like jelly.
Ron Dunne: So what's got your goat there, friend?
Ben: My parents, they had this lake house, and they sold it without telling me. And so I was like, "Why?" You know? I was like, "God, you guys!"
Ron Dunne: Oh, you're hanging on to that anger for dear life, compadre. Let's role-play.