Ben: Sorry. Just weird family business.
Ron Swanson: Sounds private. No need to discuss it with me.
Ben: My parents had this small little vacation house on Lake Hubbard, and now they've sold it without telling the rest of us.
Ron Swanson: Did you not hear me say there was no need to discuss it with me?
Ben: My dad sent me this check out of the blue, my share of the profits. It's so disrespectful to the family structure.
Ron Swanson: Maybe a drink will help. Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out.