Quote from Leslie Knope in Prom
Leslie Knope: Allison, we wanted to apologize for acting so bananas. You just have so much promise, we got excited. Ron Swanson: You're a good kid. And whatever you choose, you'll be great at it. Allison: I have to say I admire you both. You were right, Leslie. Watching all those happy faces, it felt amazing. But it was really nice to build something and get paid for it. Leslie Knope: Ugh, Ron, she is so thoughtful and grounded. Get her away from me, or I'm gonna kidnap her and try to mentor her to death. Allison: Oh, let me introduce you to my boyfriend. Leslie Knope: Greg Pikitis. Greg Pikitis: What up, Knope? Leslie Knope: Hello, Gregory. Allison: You guys know each other? Leslie Knope: You might say that. Greg Pikitis: Come on, baby. Let's get out of here. Ron Swanson: That's that horrible kid who used to prank us all the time, right? Leslie Knope: Offer is off the table. She's a terrible person with terrible judgment. [As Leslie walks away, the table cloth is dragged along with her dress, knocking the snack bowls to the floor. Greg Pikitis holds up a stapler.] Leslie Knope: Pikitis!