Ron Swanson: You know what? Tim Hautner, who owns the sawmill out on Lowell Drive, is a personal friend. He's always looking for bright young employees to give money to in exchange for honest work.
Allison: That would be awesome. I definitely need money for school.
Leslie Knope: Oh, really? Is it worth a few bucks to get a million splinters in your fingers and then cut off your fingers accidentally, 'cause that will happen.