Crazy Ira: Final round, Leslie, boobs or ass?
Leslie Knope: Hard to believe this is a fan game for your radio listeners. Ah... I'm gonna say butt.
Crazy Ira: [ding sounds] Yes! You are correct. This is my mom's dumper! [farting sound] Oh, mommy!
Leslie Knope: I don't know how you got yours hand on that.
The Douche: I took it.
Leslie Knope: Good. Well, it is been so fun bro-ing out with my dogs. I never knew that objectifying women could be so much fun.
The Douche: We're running out of time here so just a quick reminder to write-in "Welcome to Douche nation!" as the official town slogan at pawneecity.gov.
Leslie Knope: Or you know what would also be kind of dope for the people of Douche Nation to do? It's vote for another slogan. Like, you know, "Storied past, bright future"? But...I don't care. I don't give a fart, bros. You know, just do your thing, chicken wing. [electronic clucking]